tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:00:11 +0000http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (rdd)Blogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-3245775784395056793Sat, 20 Dec 2008 02:09:00 +00002009-02-01T00:07:38.786+04:00I'm coming home this Christmas to spend 10 days with my family and when I return, this blog will go in a different direction, the way I really want it to be.On a darker note, can't remember the last time I had a hangover, seems ages ago and I'm not even sure if I really have one or my head is hurting because of this inflatable pillow my friend let me used last night. That tika puka puka I drank http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/12/change-comin-cold-wind-blowin.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-1488607776370154393Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:50:00 +00002009-02-01T00:11:07.379+04:00Life can get boring sometimes and when it does I tend to get depress and sad and do weird things like stare on things until they get weird and strange to me. Like today, I put on two windbreakers and rode my bike at the edge of a street overlooking the highway, stared at all the cars passing by until all those cars blended their colors and became one streak of different colors like a rainbow and http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/12/stop-this-girly-thoughts-and-make.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-8295905737030903878Sat, 29 Nov 2008 18:40:00 +00002009-02-01T00:13:54.529+04:00Today my electric shaver stopped working. I tried to fix it by disassembling all it's tiny pieces until I got bored and could not put them back together again and it's missing some tiny gears the size of atomic dust particles -so it's now totally fucked and useless.I possibly sniffed some of them.Don't know why I'm so useless and unable to fix things and I don't like this growing mustachio at http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/11/blog-post.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-2599973671576102501Sat, 01 Nov 2008 06:25:00 +00002008-11-04T06:03:37.335+04:00Here's a little confession, It's been years since I seen The Ring The Movie and up until now Im still haunted by that scene where the lady brushes her long black hair in front of the mirror.It's not having any sense at all but everytime I remember that, I have to watch a cartoon movie or any movie with talking animals in it to stop my imagination from killing me. At one time, I had to sing a http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/11/dont-be-sad-everyday-is-halloween-if.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-448007375349799892Sat, 11 Oct 2008 05:02:00 +00002008-10-11T10:07:03.350+04:00A question I've been willing to ask: In any movie, when a couple had sex in bed, how could they just sleep right away without even bothering to get up and wash? Is this an American thing or am I just too freaking uncomfortable about the idea of my dick glued to the bed sheet all night?http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/10/its-your-ugliness-that-makes-this-world.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-3459093656521346789Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:06:00 +00002008-09-22T01:31:09.101+04:00Humility. It's such a big word but for some unclear reasons I can't seem to find it now a days. Specially at the office where I think it is best to apply more. Is it stuck in the lobby waiting impatiently to catch that elevator that almost always never come? Our office building is known to have the worse elevator service in the Middle East and if I'm in Humility's shoes I will probably call it a http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/09/todays-weather-is-clear-and-sunny-with.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-6835888981846384943Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:09:00 +00002008-09-02T22:31:36.360+04:00Today, I made a breakthrough.A month ago, I decided to become a vegetarian, a foolish idea that's been playing on my mind since the start of the year but got delayed because of too many reasons like birthdays at steakhouses, lunchouts, unavailability of veggie sausages in supermarkets, hesitations, lack of motivations, plain laziness, etc, etc.. But I guess the main reason it took me until Augusthttp://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/09/baby-be-darling-and-hand-me-that.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-4795536559439384266Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:12:00 +00002008-07-23T02:46:10.284+04:00I finally resigned from my job last week. I've been planning that for months now and I think this is just the right time to do it. This means that, I will lose my apartment in which I'm staying for 2 years, a transpo service to and from the office, phone allowance, phone, medical insurance, free air tickets once a year, one month paid vacation every year,laptop,appliances and furnitures,parking http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/07/i-go-for-mine-i-got-to-shine-now-throw.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-3335069688286945917Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:13:00 +00002008-06-26T07:36:18.236+04:00GODDAMMIT I HATE THE SUMMER HEREhttp://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/06/sunshine-my-ass.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-4319258462253189223Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:31:00 +00002008-04-24T15:47:04.876+04:00Last night, I eaten a big, deep fried foreign fish that tasted like apple pie.But what are the chances that a certain fish will taste like apple pie?The answer is none.So after pondering this for a while, I now came to believe that what I eaten last night might be apple pie not a fish. Which is sensible and explains the apple pie-ish taste of the...fish.Food confuses me more than HTML codes.And Ihttp://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/04/like-selective-memory-of-goldfish-i.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-2223911365665535043Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:52:00 +00002008-04-14T10:33:07.757+04:00Imagine you're in your kitchen one moment and in your office cubicle the next attending some mails and in no time back to your kitchen preparing lunch for your kids while having a dimsum party somewhere in Beijing.Imagine air and sea travels are just optionals. Land travel is for adventure-seekers. Wheels, obsolete.Imagine it.Let the thought linger for awhile. And then brace yourself to the fact http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/04/this-quantum-entanglement-blues.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-1676896184819002854Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:56:00 +00002008-07-28T00:04:24.080+04:00Why is teleportation still not developed yet?Did someone fucked up again?Teleport should be here by now as promised!Why the fuck are we still using taxis and planes?http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/04/we-will-never-reach-that-level-of-bliss.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-6370604718527855400Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:45:00 +00002009-02-01T00:23:14.810+04:00I kicked the TV last night.Which for days now keeps giving a dark red glow on its picture. A kind of glow you don't want to see when watching a dvd copy of The Planet Earth Series.And I don't like watching the Earth in red. It's the color of my stressball.So after a series of shaking and tapping without any effect, I resorted to kicking and cursing it. I called it names. Nasty names that was not http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/03/you-said-its-just-momentary-relapse-21.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-2294071564465107565Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:58:00 +00002008-03-14T08:25:59.487+04:00For no apparent reason I was trying to debunk the saying "Money makes the world go round" by replacing Money with Love. And for a moment there, it made a lot of sense and I felt happy.Until my credit card bills arrived.This is not the first time I thought of something or had an idea so beautiful and so inspiring, it could change my whole perspective in life until reality sets in and killed it.It http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/03/i-can-see-you-choking-but-its-30-dollar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-3902411627177866913Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:20:00 +00002008-02-19T21:37:42.719+04:00Nowadays, an extra plain rice is really just a plain rice.No more. No less.Whatever happened to free chicken soup in a tiny cup and those sweet hi's and hello's from the lady waiter, not as a cheap ploy to make you come back but as a show of pure appreciation for staying and trying out the day's special?Gone are those days.And we're overtipping.No, this is not about life's metaphor on man's http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/02/these-lines-of-lightning-mean-were.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-5836309880788272618Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:19:00 +00002008-11-04T05:47:05.630+04:00Something cheered me up yesterday. It made me bouncy and light the whole day, I even skipped the elevator and used the stairs of the office building -seven freaking stories.Only to forgot IT -the next morning.Am I the dumbest?http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/02/i-fell-into-winter-slide-and-ended-up.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-6080173299077661227Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:11:00 +00002008-02-05T10:59:22.286+04:00I could kill for a pill that can lift up my mood right now because obviously this glass of Stolichnaya and these Korean DVD movie marathon just don't do any help at all. I know this combination will surely make any clown clownier (goodluck googling that) but it just isn't working for me now. Not tonight. In fact it hasn't been for the past few nights. And I feel like hell trying.Needless to say http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/02/today-is-such-fine-day-to-be-run-over.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-6058606151227045779Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:42:00 +00002008-01-08T09:45:04.259+04:00A month without a post? I surprisingly realized that I still have a life besides masturbation and this freaking internet thingy.I'm still on vacation so don't expect much with this blog for a couple more days or weeks. But if February passed by without any new entry here, I'm probably dead by then from eating too much pork and Burger Machine here in Manila.Happy New Year to all and it's the Year http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2008/01/hold-on-to-yer-hats-this-can-get-very.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-6094626320888987Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:59:00 +00002008-11-04T05:49:26.999+04:00Today I have a strange super power. Everytime I stare at my phone, it's either I will receive a call at that very moment or a text message from someone. EVERYTIME.My worry is I may not be able to handle the responsibilities that comes along with this power. And I have a tendency to break like a bird sometimes.Should I make my own tight costume? Or should I mingle with mortals?The stress is just http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2007/12/tomorrow-never-knows-what-it-doesnt.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-2765345815162384231Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:55:00 +00002008-10-11T09:48:37.514+04:00I wish I have a Japanese friend. There is a guy from work who looks like a Japanese, I think he's Japanese or maybe Taiwanese(?), anyway, I mean to talk to him once but he looks so serious, always staring at his pc, not even blinking. Always sporting a Samurai look.Having a Japanese friend is the closest thing to become one, aside from reading Manga everyday and eating Teriyaki. I wanted to http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2007/11/you-say-you-wanna-move-on-you-say-im.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-139483576601779764Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:50:00 +00002008-02-12T22:59:29.383+04:00Very few people know perhaps even my closest friends and my family don't have any idea err...I think nobody really knows because I never told anyone yet or maybe I told a friend about it casually but did not sounded so serious at that time and probably forgotten about it now- that I wanted to become a Japanese.Yes and if I ever become one, if it's possible at all, I want to live in Japan, http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2007/11/someone-somewhere-is-yelling-come-down.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-4714449617695089150Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:37:00 +00002008-02-12T23:28:21.517+04:00Fast Facts:There are 520 steps (my steps) from the door of Mall of the Emirates to the door of my apartment building without taking the shortcut though the vacant lot near my street.The walk was approximately equal to the songs of The Strokes' Evening Sun and Razorblade playing consecutively.Upon reaching step 320, I started questioning myself Why Am I doing this? For what greater purpose? But http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2007/11/someday-youll-come-back-and-ill-be.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-7454466637186335488Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:06:00 +00002008-02-12T23:24:35.569+04:00Is there any other way to say I like Brad Pitt without betraying my virility?Or I already lost it years ago when I declared David Duchovny was a god?http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2007/10/sticking-feathers-up-your-butt-does-not.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-2272645037916600781Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:25:00 +00002008-11-04T05:55:44.342+04:00A week ago, just for a change, I challenged my frail brain to a mind bending read, about the whole shebang of time travel -the science behind it and the paradoxes and absurdity that surrounds it,and failed miserably.The first few chapters were very much stimulating to the point that you will give up everything you believe in about the concept of free-will and dedicate your remaining breathing http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2007/10/im-gonna-go-back-and-im-gonna-get.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (rdd)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6633645885855504518.post-4720811996449386819Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:30:00 +00002008-02-12T23:00:08.407+04:00Two important things I learned this morning:Having your toothbrush stuck in one of your nostrils blatantly defines the true meaning of the word PAIN. Take your time brushing.Never buy a shower gel again. It doesn't have a legitimate purpose.Except maybe lubricating a toothbrush out of a nostril. But that's not legit enough.http://thesmokinrabbithole.blogspot.com/2007/10/its-tuesday-when-you-find-yourself-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Drew)3